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Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!
Water Bridge in Germany.... What a feat!
Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is
engineering!
This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East
and
West Germany , as part of the unification project. It is located in
the
City of Magdebur,near Berlin...
The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people

who have forwarded chain emails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007

and I want you to know that

because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's only good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I stopped using my ATM card because I am afraid that

someone might have installed a small device on the ATM machine that will steal my ATM card number and my pin number when I am typing it in.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I will get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo .

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me,

then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.

A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.

(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made,

expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me (when I participated in their special-mail program) would arrive soon.

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

I am still open to helping someone from Bulgaria

who wants to use my account to transfer his late uncle's property of some hundred million dollars.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his
hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?"again
no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its history than
you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.> Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."