Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly:
A philosopher came by, and asked caringly: 
The baby boy said:
Then the baby boy showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend:
After looking at the picture, the philosopher laughed so loudly and said,
"You are so dumb!"
And the baby boy went absolutely crazy: 
Then, the philosopher said wisely:
Instantly, the baby boy felt better:
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And could not
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre
of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and
that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!
True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-93
Saying 'I Love You'.............in your own special
way.
This guy, a Shanghai university student, wanted to
express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So,
what did he do........?
He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the
University student apartments and asked them to turn
their lights on or off at 8pm that night.
See the pic for the rest.............
Subscribe To
Posts
All Comments
