I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people

who have forwarded chain emails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007

and I want you to know that

because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's only good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I stopped using my ATM card because I am afraid that

someone might have installed a small device on the ATM machine that will steal my ATM card number and my pin number when I am typing it in.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I will get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo .

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me,

then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.

A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.

(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made,

expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me (when I participated in their special-mail program) would arrive soon.

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

I am still open to helping someone from Bulgaria

who wants to use my account to transfer his late uncle's property of some hundred million dollars.

To,

MY NEW SWEET INNER CLASS,

THE DAY WHEN MY EX- GIRLFREIND BECOMES PUBLIC SHE LEFT ME, THE WHOLE CLASSPATH IS DISTURBED AND MY HEART IS THROWING NULL POINTER EXCEPTION, WHICH I CANT REMOVE

THE DAY WHEN I SAW U IN BIN MARKET, THE WHOLE ENVIROMENT VARIABLE CHANGE AND I FALL IN LOVE, IF U ACCEPT MY LOVE I KNOW MY HEART THREAD WILL EXECUTE NORMALLY

THE DAY WHEN I MEET U MY HEART FEELS THAT.........

U AND ONLY U R THE ONE TO WHOM I THINK IS FINAL AND STATIC IN NATURE, U AND ONLY U CAN OVERRIDE MY HEART,
I FEEL U R LIKE A LANG PACKAGE TO MY HEART, WHICH IS AVAILABLE ALWAYS TO ME.

MY HEART NEEDS ONE CATCH BLOCK TO LIVE, IF U WANNA BECOME MY GF THEN TELL ME SOME NECESSARY PACKAGE I NEED TO IMPORT FOR U

AND I ENSURE U THAT MY ENTIRE LOCAL VARIABLE IS PROTECTED IN NATURE, SO U AND ONLY U CAN ACCESS IT...........

WAITING FOR UR COMPILATION.......
HOPE FOR NO ERROR, WARNING AND EXCEPTION


YOUR ONLY LOVE
BASE CLASS

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