Spotting a zombie can be a difficult task. corporate types and most politicians can be easily mistaken for the life impaired. caution and common sense are always the rule when a non life-impaired citizen attempts to: A)Identify and B)Destroy a zombie. The following is a list of things to look for when presence of the life impaired is suspect:

--> DISHEVELED APPEARANCE
--> UNRESPONSIVE TO COMMUNICATION
--> PALE, OFTEN CLAMMY OR DECOMPOSING SKIN
--> NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL BOUNDARIES
--> MOTIVATION TO EAT THE BRAINS OF THE LIVING