WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE BUT NOT A HOME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CLOCK BUT NOT TIME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BED BUT NOT SLEEP

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BOOK, BUT NOT KNOWLEDGE

WITH MONEY YOU CAN SEE A DOCTOR, BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY BLOOD BUT NOT LIFE

Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly:
A philosopher came by, and asked caringly:

The baby boy said:

Then the baby boy showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend:

After looking at the picture, the philosopher laughed so loudly and said,
"You are so dumb!"
And the baby boy went absolutely crazy:

Then, the philosopher said wisely:

Instantly, the baby boy felt better:


If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo