* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant

turnaround kick.

* When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.

* Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai