Comparision  

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Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage


Resembles
procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.


Similar to
object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.


Family system hangs because hardware (called
Parents ) is not responding.


Compatible with hardware
(Parents).


You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.


You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.


Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.


All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.


Love Marriage is like
Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.... if crashes that's the end


Arranged Marriage is like
Unix.... Boring n colorless.... but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

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Chinese Proverb  

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WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE BUT NOT A HOME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CLOCK BUT NOT TIME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BED BUT NOT SLEEP

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BOOK, BUT NOT KNOWLEDGE

WITH MONEY YOU CAN SEE A DOCTOR, BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY BLOOD BUT NOT LIFE