This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down in the bathroom when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the mind.

· You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present By worrying over the future

· Love…and you shall be loved.

· God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

· All people smile in the same language.

· Everyone needs to be loved… especially when they do not deserve it.

· The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

· Laughter is God's sunshine.

· Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.

· It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

· Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.

· If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.

· Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.

· The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

· Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.

· Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

· Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

· Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

· To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

· We take for granted the things that w! e should be giving thanks for.

· Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

· Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

· For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

· Do what you can, for whom you can,! with what you have, and where you are.

We all know this one

One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints
Because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"

Now know this one too!!!

Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"